I seem to be in the midst of a rather strange conundrum. I thank professor Irwin-Snape for making me aware of this situation. There seems to be some arguments over my position as professor of Muggle Studies. Why i wasn't informed I do not know, however, seeing as it has come to my attention a quick resolution is called for. Request discussion.
~Imbrium Arisman, Professor of Muggle Studies.
PS: Whoever poured red ink over my final exam essays. Very funny. I'm most amused. ONLY NOW I CAN'T GRADE THEM! All staff please be on the lookout for a student with ink all over their hands.