Chinchilla Irwin (goddessofdorks) wrote in professors,
Chinchilla Irwin
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*divination?*

*students file into the divination classroom and give a start, seeing as it's that crazy potions assistant sitting at trelawny's desk*
Chinchilla: (as students are sitting) I am subbing for Trelawny, as she predicted the first day of class, she's come down with a nasty cough due to a bad carrot.
Harry: *waves hand* but, who's teaching remedial potions?
CIS: I am. But you aren't there right now are you?
HP: well...no...
CIS: (to class) I have just been given a prediction by the power of the heavens above...i will be with you but a short time, and then things will resume to normal...
Draco: Duh, she's a sub...
CIS: Ferret, Draco, FERRET.
DM: :-x
CIS: Now I suggest you all not cross me this day, though i predict one of you will, for i am in a foul mood.
We are going to learn to read apple peels today. I want you each to take an apple, peel it...the muggle way mind you, the peelers are on your desk...and throw the peel over your right shoulder. you then look at it, and whatever it looks like tells a bit about your future.
*students grumble about this but do as they are told*
::CIS walks around the room, examining apple peels::
Ohhh Neville, yours is covered in blood...and broken...it means you will die at a young age...yes.
NL: *tears* but...but....::runs to the hospital wing::
CIS: Yes Crabbe, yours looks like a piece of pumpkin pie...it means you will probaby have a fulfilling dessert. mmhmm...Malfoy...Oh my Mr Malfoy...that is laid on in a stripe pattern...it means your dad's in jail...
DM: *stomp* SAY NOTHING ABOUT MY FATHER! HE BOUGHT THE ENTIRE QUIDDITCH TEAM NE....
CIS: SILENCE! I have a vision!! Draco...you're in it...you're heading down to Professer Snape's dungeon, and he is escorting you to the headmaster's office...OH and twenty five points are being taken from your house for backtalk...bloody hell taking points from my own house...
DM: what?
CIS: Go to the dungeons Draco.
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